my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
kris jenner ain’t got shit on sharon osbourne
McGonagall be readin’
Dumbledore be chillin’
Orange is the new black season 2 promotional pics
- Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
- Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
- Brother: Really?
- Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
- Brother: ???
- Me: ... fine as hell.
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
*studies for 2 minutes*
this guy is systematically undoing the world
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9, Episode 7
- Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
- Me: AYYYYY
- Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*